Welcome to Night Vale, episode 65 - Voicemail

You have reached the voicemail of Cecil Gershwin Palmer. That might seem like an easy thing to do, but think about how long you had to stay alive just to learn how a phone works and who I am. Congratulate yourself on that. Give yourself a vigorous pat on the back, and... don't forget to leave a message after the heavily distorted sample of a man saying "I just couldn't eat another bite."

The Librarians, season 1

Eve: How did you know all that?
Flynn: I’m the Librarian.
(Episodio 1)

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 51 - Rumbling

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a cloud! It's a moon! Also, some stars! There are so many things in the sky!
Welcome to Night Vale.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 49 - Old Oak Doors

Think back, look forward, listen timelessly. Welcome to Night Vale.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 48 - Renovations

True beauty is on the inside, where everything is red and glistening and full of practical organs and sharp rocks. Welcome to the Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 40.5 - Condos

At last, we are alone. At last we are, all of us, alone together. At last, every human, alone together, on this earth.
Welcome to Night Vale.

Finalmente, siamo soli. Finalmente siamo, tutti noi, soli insieme. Finalmente, ongi umano, da solo insieme, su questa Terra.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 38 - Orange Grove

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single command from a satellite-activated mind control chip.

Un viaggio di mille miglia inizia con un singolo ordine da un chip di controllo della mente attivato da un satellite.

Proverb