Friday, 17 July 2026

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 49 - Old Oak Doors

Think back, look forward, listen timelessly. Welcome to Night Vale.

But, enough of the preamble. Now, to the amble.
Cecil

I love books. Take that book you're holding! It looks ill-written, ill-conceived, full of bad ideas expressed badly... I bet it lacks narrative arcs and an appreciation for the flow of language. It looks like the worst book in the history of books! But here's the thing... it's still a book. And I love books. So, you do not deserve to even hold it.
Tamika Flynn

Lady, I've trained for months. I've taken down your helicopters with only a slingshot. I've looked at a librarian right in the area where most creatures would have eyes. You do not scare me.
Tamika Flynn

All right, Book Club! Books as clubs! Go!
Tamika Flynn

I'm not a hero. I'm a scientist!
Carlos

Do not be defined by how you can die, but how you can live.
Tamika Flynn

I'll be fine. I'm a scientist. Cecil, a scientist is usually fine.
Carlos

Today's proverb: Wonderwall is the only '90s song visible from space.

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<i>Welcome to Night Vale</i>, episode 49 - Old Oak Doors

Think back, look forward, listen timelessly. Welcome to Night Vale.

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