Welcome to Night Vale, episode 66 - worms...

Today's proverb: When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true. But, because of distance, not for millions of years.

Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

Use the Force, Luke!
Obi-Wan

Niente da fare, Charlie Brown!

– Sono venuta da te perché mi serve il tuo aiuto professionale… Mi deprimo quando mi rendo conto che le altre ragazze mi odiano, eppure so che è solo invidia… semplice invidia! Mi odiano solo perché ho i riccioli naturali… sono invidiose di me… Cosa dovrei fare?
– Non illuderti, sorella… Cinque cents, prego!
Frieda e Lucy

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 65 - Voicemail

You have reached the voicemail of Cecil Gershwin Palmer. That might seem like an easy thing to do, but think about how long you had to stay alive just to learn how a phone works and who I am. Congratulate yourself on that. Give yourself a vigorous pat on the back, and... don't forget to leave a message after the heavily distorted sample of a man saying "I just couldn't eat another bite."

Povero Charlie Brown!

Quand’ero giovane ogni notte ululavo alla luna… Ero ignorante e primitivo, allora… eppure mi divertivo… Adesso sono sempre ignorante e non mi diverto affatto.
Snoopy

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 62.5 - The Librarian

Today's proverb: To quote the great Herman Melville, "call me."

Death in Paradise, season 1

I’m a police officer and I want a cup of tea!
Richard Poole