Welcome to Night Vale, episode 61 - BRINY DEPTHS

There's nothing under your bed. Nothing in your closet. Nothing waiting in the hall. You are surrounded by nothing. You cannot escape it.
Welcome to Night Vale.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 58 - Monolith

If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck... you should not be so quick to jump to conclusions.
Welcome to Night Vale.

Primeval, season 5

It’s not the end of the world. If it was, someone would’ve sent us a memo.
Lester
(Episode 6)

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 56 - Homecoming

It is autumn, and nature is vanishing. It is autumn, and nature is beautiful.
Welcome to Night Vale.

Cecil

The Librarians, season 1

Eve: How did you know all that?
Flynn: I’m the Librarian.
(Episodio 1)

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 55 - The University of What It Is

Stay tuned next for a loss of words, an absence of silence, some noise. Some noise. And then, perhaps... and then, perhaps... meaning.

Elementary

The only promise a puzzle makes is an answer. Liking the answer doesn’t factor in.
Sherlock
(Episode 1.11)

One Piece, Seasons 1&2

Shanks always said, that if the path to what you want seems too easy, then you're on the wrong path.
Monkey D. Luffy

(Episode 1.02)

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 54 - A Carnival Comes to Town

The secret to a long life lies in how acutely you perceive time.
Welcome to Night Vale.

Ted Lasso

Rebecca Welton: Do you believe in ghosts Ted?
Ted Lasso: I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves.
(Episode 1)

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 51 - Rumbling

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a cloud! It's a moon! Also, some stars! There are so many things in the sky!
Welcome to Night Vale.

Castle, stagione 2

Ci sono due tipi di persone che se ne stanno seduti a pensare come uccidere la gente: psicopatici e scrittori di gialli. Il mio è quello meglio pagato. Chi sono? Sono Rick Castle.
(Tagline della stagione)

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 50 - Capital Campaign

Stay tuned next for a reality that cannot possibly match expectations.

Castle, stagione 1

— Sei mesi.
— Sei mesi cosa?
— Ci siamo frequentati per sei mesi.
— Io non l’ho chiesto.
— Sì, lo so. Non l’hai chiesto a voce alta.
— Lo so, sono proprio come un Jedi!
Beckett e Castle
(Episodio 9)

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 49 - Old Oak Doors

Think back, look forward, listen timelessly. Welcome to Night Vale.

The Big Bang Theory, stagione 4

A quanto pare, non puoi hackerare un supercomputer del governo e poi cercare di comprare dell’uranio, senza che il Dipartimento di Sicurezza Nazionale lo spifferi a tua madre.
Sheldon
(Episodio 18)

Glee, stagione 2

Dopo i genitori, niente incasina di più una persona delle superiori.
Will
(Episodio 6)

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 45.5 - "The Debate"

If you are not a citizen of Night Vale, but cannot currently get out of town to your home because of the road closings, then congratulations! You now live in Night Vale!

Battlestar Galactica, stagione 3

Come tutto ciò che è umano, la giustizia è imperfetta. Ha i suoi difetti. Ma sono le sue stese imperfezioni a distinguerci dalle macchine e, forse, a rendere la nostra specie meritevole di salvezza.
Giudice Doyle Franks, episodio 20

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., season 4

There no such thing as luck. There’s decision, and consequences.

Non esiste la fortuna. Ci sono decisioni, e conseguenze.

Robbie

Episode 4.06, screenplay by Jeffrey Bell