Welcome to Night Vale, episode 58 - Monolith

If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck... you should not be so quick to jump to conclusions.
Welcome to Night Vale.

The Canterville Ghost

It was the Canterville Ghost himself! He was sitting by the window, watching the ruined gold of the yellowing trees fly through the air, and the red leaves dancing madly down the long avenue.

(Page 20)

Primeval, season 5

It’s not the end of the world. If it was, someone would’ve sent us a memo.
Lester
(Episode 6)

The Librarians, season 1

Eve: How did you know all that?
Flynn: I’m the Librarian.
(Episodio 1)

One Piece, Seasons 1&2

Shanks always said, that if the path to what you want seems too easy, then you're on the wrong path.
Monkey D. Luffy

(Episode 1.02)

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 54 - A Carnival Comes to Town

The secret to a long life lies in how acutely you perceive time.
Welcome to Night Vale.

They Came to Baghdad

Everyone’s coming to Baghdad.
Crosbie

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 53 - The September Monologues

It will all be over soon. And then, something else will take its place.
"Like waves," says the common metaphor.v "From dust to dust," says a simplified version of a complicated philosophy.
"Mmmmmmmm, zmmmmmmm," says the Big Bang, still echoing quietly through everything it created.
Cecil

Ted Lasso

Rebecca Welton: Do you believe in ghosts Ted?
Ted Lasso: I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves.
(Episode 1)

Il vecchio della montagna

Zio Pietro venne di là, dal bosco umido e brillante; scese dalle roccie come una Deità montana, cieca e forte come le pietre, solenne e mite come gli elci eretti al puro cielo del mattino.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 52 - The Retirement of Pamela Winchell

Now is your chance.
Well, that was it. It's over. Did you do it? Have you achieved what you wanted?
No? Aah, well.
Welcome to Night Vale.

Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi

3PO, you tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he’ll get no such pleasure from us!
Han Solo about Jabba the Hutt

Castle, stagione 2

Ci sono due tipi di persone che se ne stanno seduti a pensare come uccidere la gente: psicopatici e scrittori di gialli. Il mio è quello meglio pagato. Chi sono? Sono Rick Castle.
(Tagline della stagione)

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 50 - Capital Campaign

Stay tuned next for a reality that cannot possibly match expectations.

Castle, stagione 1

— Sei mesi.
— Sei mesi cosa?
— Ci siamo frequentati per sei mesi.
— Io non l’ho chiesto.
— Sì, lo so. Non l’hai chiesto a voce alta.
— Lo so, sono proprio come un Jedi!
Beckett e Castle
(Episodio 9)

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 49 - Old Oak Doors

Think back, look forward, listen timelessly. Welcome to Night Vale.

The Big Bang Theory, stagione 4

A quanto pare, non puoi hackerare un supercomputer del governo e poi cercare di comprare dell’uranio, senza che il Dipartimento di Sicurezza Nazionale lo spifferi a tua madre.
Sheldon
(Episodio 18)

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 48 - Renovations

True beauty is on the inside, where everything is red and glistening and full of practical organs and sharp rocks. Welcome to the Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area.

Glee, stagione 2

Dopo i genitori, niente incasina di più una persona delle superiori.
Will
(Episodio 6)

Topolino Metal Edition

Topolino: E voi Gianduyor? Non ci accompagnate?

Gianduyor: Lo farei volentieri, ma la leggenda narra che io sia molto pigro!

(Pagina 87)