Welcome to Night Vale, episode 62.5 - The Librarian

Today's proverb: To quote the great Herman Melville, "call me."

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 63 - There Is No Part 1: Part 2

Today's proverb: History is written by the victors. And then forgotten by the victors. And then the victors die, too.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 61 - BRINY DEPTHS

There's nothing under your bed. Nothing in your closet. Nothing waiting in the hall. You are surrounded by nothing. You cannot escape it.
Welcome to Night Vale.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 58 - Monolith

If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck... you should not be so quick to jump to conclusions.
Welcome to Night Vale.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 56 - Homecoming

It is autumn, and nature is vanishing. It is autumn, and nature is beautiful.
Welcome to Night Vale.

Cecil

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 55 - The University of What It Is

Stay tuned next for a loss of words, an absence of silence, some noise. Some noise. And then, perhaps... and then, perhaps... meaning.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 54 - A Carnival Comes to Town

The secret to a long life lies in how acutely you perceive time.
Welcome to Night Vale.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 53 - The September Monologues

It will all be over soon. And then, something else will take its place.
"Like waves," says the common metaphor.v "From dust to dust," says a simplified version of a complicated philosophy.
"Mmmmmmmm, zmmmmmmm," says the Big Bang, still echoing quietly through everything it created.
Cecil

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 52 - The Retirement of Pamela Winchell

Now is your chance.
Well, that was it. It's over. Did you do it? Have you achieved what you wanted?
No? Aah, well.
Welcome to Night Vale.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 51 - Rumbling

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a cloud! It's a moon! Also, some stars! There are so many things in the sky!
Welcome to Night Vale.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 50 - Capital Campaign

Stay tuned next for a reality that cannot possibly match expectations.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 49 - Old Oak Doors

Think back, look forward, listen timelessly. Welcome to Night Vale.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 48 - Renovations

True beauty is on the inside, where everything is red and glistening and full of practical organs and sharp rocks. Welcome to the Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 47 - Company Picnic

Monday is a lie that someone told you in order to poison you against the idea of starting your work week.
Kevin

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 46 - Parade Day

They apparently learned to fly the helicopters by reading books. Specifically, they learned by reading Italo Calvino's Invisible Cities, and a collection of Shirley Jackson short stories.
Never underestimate the power of good literature.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 45.5 - "The Debate"

If you are not a citizen of Night Vale, but cannot currently get out of town to your home because of the road closings, then congratulations! You now live in Night Vale!

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 44 - Visitor

Today's proverb: At your smallest components, you are indistinguishable from a forest fire.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 43 - Visitor

Today's proverb: You won't sleep when you're dead, either.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 42 - Numbers

I sing the body electric. I gasp the body organic. I miss the body remembered. Welcome to Night Vale.

Canto il corpo elettrico. Ansimo il corpo organico. Mi manca il corpo ricordato. Benvenuti a Night Vale.

Welcome to Night Vale, episode 41 - WALK

At a loss for words? Here's a few you can use: Welcome to Night Vale.

Rimasti senza parole? Eccone alcune che potete usare: Benvenuti a Night Vale.